So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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