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  he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs

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  I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.

  (718): View more from New York

  the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.

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• wtf it is hilarious that nobody understands this (including me)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:05pm

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• People still have dialup?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:47pm

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• wtf did i just read. seriously

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:26am

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• Im sober and I dont understand this...

  Submitted by brittbong10 on Apr 23, 11 at 4:47pm

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• The delivery BOY was your stdents MOTHER? that's fucked up..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:57am

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• LMFAO @ 1:34 & 12:32!!!! and seriously, what does half this stuff even mean? it doesn't make any sense to me...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:21am

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• If you have to read the text more than once to get it, it's not funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:29pm

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• 4:07 YOU'RE retarded. stfu.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:14pm

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• Why don't people use proper punctuation in their texts? I still have no idea what this is.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:37am

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• Toooooo long and fuckin boreing

  Submitted by rob_541 on Apr 27, 10 at 7:05pm

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• 11:20, it's three texts between 2 people.. look at it again.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:46am

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• What the he'll is a dialup?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:34pm

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• what's a dialup pizza tracker?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:18am

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• hahahaha i love teachers who smoke! I have a few of those Kinda confusing but it WAS funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:11am

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• 11:20, if the person has an iphone, there isnt a limit. you can type as much as you want. my ex gf you to bitch me out over texts and they would be like 4 or 5 texts long... ridiculous.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:23am

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• hahah wtf, i dont know what i just read

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:55pm

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• 4:43 yea I was one, a female delivery driver that is. this is fucking hilarious though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:06pm

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• PHEW I HAD TO WORK FOR THAT JOKE!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:05pm

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• 10:35, don't even act like you understand any of this shit. you know you're lying!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:24am

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• No, she isn't sleeping with the student, she's just sleeping with some dude who's acting foolish and yelling in fake accents and making extreme demands and they are smoking weed, and then the person who is delivering pizza is one of her student's mothers. So basically the person who wrote this text is fucked and can get fired. It's funny but horrible for the teacher who wrote this text! btw there definitely are female pizza deliverers.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:43pm

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• This isn't funny at all.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:50pm

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• What even is this this is way too much

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:46am

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• The delivery boy was a mother huh? Fake story

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:53pm

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• you guys are retarded its a teacher who is fucking one of her students. and they ordered pizza. but when it "arrived" it wasn't the pizza driver but the students mother at the door. so now she looks like a fool for sleeping with one of her students and knows her son is a stoner.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:07pm

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• This shits funny others laughed or some shit like that Mod

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:57pm

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• what the piss is this horseshit wall of text that you expect me to read?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:31pm

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• WUT. I don't get it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:40pm

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• The boys mother is the one who should be embarrassed...she's a fucking pizza delievery WOMAN. She has a child...now get a carreer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:26pm

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• i don't really know if either of you are right, but 4:07 sounds more right. either way this is really confusing to me. but i am high.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:32am

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• i dont know if this is just a NZ thing but isnt there a 160 letter limit on texts. thats well over 160

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:20pm

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• Ok first of all this is not funny AT ALL. And secondly there are nnever women delivery peoplle! Thinknabout it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:23pm

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