Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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