are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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