I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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