honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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