I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I can't turn off my feet"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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