i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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