You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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