the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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