Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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