can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Be still, my beating vagina.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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