is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
