dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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