Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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