Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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