hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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