Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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