I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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