maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you would pick up someone in the library
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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