..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize