so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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