So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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