Just mADE A PArabola og urine
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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