put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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