How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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