He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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