...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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