shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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