Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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