just come out here and I will go home with you...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The ass gains better be worth it
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