Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize