Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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