I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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