Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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