i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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