I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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