Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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