i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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