The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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