Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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