found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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