just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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