Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he thought i was a dude.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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