try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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