I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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