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  I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.

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• Lmao, funniest damn thing I've seen on here in ages

  Submitted by hwrecker on Dec 4, 11 at 4:27pm

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• Lmfao! Best text.

  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 4, 11 at 9:16pm

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• Almost died when I read this. I thought I was the only person on earth this has happened to.

  Submitted by styrofoamboots26 on Dec 5, 11 at 8:47am

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• F*ing hilarious!

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 4, 11 at 7:55pm

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• Swear this happened to me a week ago. Decided I'd rather go without cigarettes the rest of my drunken night than risk walking to my car

  Submitted by misskeileyann on Dec 4, 11 at 10:54pm

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• needs more FUS RO DAH

  Submitted by hsm531 on Dec 5, 11 at 2:34am

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• Hahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

  Submitted by crofty on Dec 4, 11 at 9:04pm

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• Should have just charged that mother fucker with a battle scream.\nSmall animals are usually easy to scare away.

  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Dec 4, 11 at 6:14pm

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  • raccoons have little hands..they'll pull a Shiv on you

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 6:23pm

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  • Even without weapons raccoons are feisty little mother fuckers. You obviously have not dealt many small animals. Roosters,raccoons, people under 5 foot...unless you plan on killing them I dont recommend provocation. They dont run away, they fight back.

    Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:18am

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• LOL! I have the same problem with coyotes in my yard and I won't get out of my car.

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:34pm

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• #torontoproblems

  Submitted by amandakev on Jan 27, 12 at 11:26pm

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• Lexie?

  Submitted by smashenhurst on May 23, 13 at 11:17pm

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