What a fucking waste of an outfit
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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