That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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