Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
did i walk over a car last night?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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