You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
only if we run a train.
done.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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