tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
