I want you more than these girls want KFC
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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