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  • too bad the candle wouldnt stay lit. u would just choke. fun... -Supergirl. fuck anonymity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:41pm
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  • That is something that no ammount of self inflicted pain can make you un-see it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:42am
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  • 8:40; They said Perez Hilton, not Paris Hilton. So what the hell are you talking about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:44am
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  • Polk countyyy! Or should I say poke county.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:07pm
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  • Def not enough. Try gashing your eyes out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:38am
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  • I would have a pretzel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:46pm
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  • 8:40 fails at life -- And OP gave me a mental picture I was not hoping for this early in the am. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:42am
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  • And why the hell would thinking of him naked make you want to stick something down your throat!!?? Suck dick much???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57pm
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  • why? She's kind of still young. She's thin with fake boobs so there wouldn't be a lot of saggy flesh or cellulite. She's a celeb and probably has a personaly trainer to keep her ass tight and stomach flat. She's a skank that I would touch with my worst enemy's dick, but seeing her naked would be just fine with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:40am
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  • You're stupid, the second it gets in your mouth, the flame will go out. You may as well stick a knife down there, instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:24pm
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  • 10:34 it (because it isnt human and has no gender) isn't a he/she actually, but I totally agree with the sentiment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:21am
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  • love how these fail texts get accepted. bullshit and no one cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:52pm
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  • Why would u think about him naked anyways?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:37pm
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  • wheres this from lakeland? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:44pm
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  • why the fuck were you thinking of this anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:35pm
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  • i'm thinking this person wants to blow perez hence the candle down the throat try it up your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:07am
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  • I don't know whether to feel proud or ashamed that Perez Hilton is Cuban and so am I.... I'm leaning towards 'ashamed'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:34am
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  • He may be the ugliest he/she ever. He is such a douchebag. I would kill myself. I'd find someway to kill myself immediately. Maybe put the lit candles in my eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:34pm
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  • If i saw Perez Hilton I think I would kill the retarded fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:46pm
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  • Seeing Mario naked would be hideous. I would ram the lit candle into my eyes to staunch the searing image.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:54am
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  • 9:42- for all you know, He could be a millionaire, doctor, lawyer, world class athlete, and have a perfect 10 for a wife but he "fails at life" cuz he doesn't know who perez Hilton is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:32pm
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