I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
