whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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