are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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