my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
