chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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